Besides being a disposable toilet for the potty challenged or post fight therapy for boxer Vitali Klitschko, it seems that diapers can be used to smuggle spicy pork sausage links.  Now that is a real hot mess.  This is what U.S. customs officers may have thought when a women declared several soiled diapers at the U.S-Mexico border.

The inspectors became suspicious of the chunky brown contents that probably smelled unexpectedly edible.  The woman, a mission resident, was fined $300 for stashing the chorizos and the diaper contents were confiscated.