Happy New Year from everybody at HottestMess.com. Don’t get caught in some mess in 2009 or our next post could be about you or your picture could be here.
Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got.
-Gen Lewis B Hershey, Director, Selective Service SystemBe Quick. Be Quit. Give your cash or I’ll shoot.
-Stupid bank robber’s note to teller, written on his paystub
The FBI arrested a man at his Carey Illinois home after he left a threatening note written on his pay stub at the Chicago bank he allegedly robbed. Luckily for the bank, this fool’s attempt to recycle paper led them directly to him because the pay stub contained his name and address. There is no word about the $400 dollars he made off with or whether he secured a lawyer.
The economy is bad. We should give this guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe the pay stub doubled as an excuse note so the teller would understand his motive.
Check out the new Amy straight out of rehab. It seems like Addiction Treatment does a body good because the nearly corpsed diva packed some meat on that ghostly figure. She still a Hot Mess though. Watch her bizarre topless moves in the video.
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By now the world has heard that the fast food giant Burger King has released Flame, their new line of body spray. The thought of a body spray created by Burger King invokes thoughts of a scene from Animal Planet and and an Axe commercial. The scene probally would be scripted with something different than Boom Chika Wah Wah.
This Shoe Thrower terrorist guy sure had some good aim but Dubya bobbed and weaved like a prize fighter. Maybe there is something old George B is good at.
Police in Hornbrook, Oregon says Tony Devere Parkinson, seen here in the photo, was arrested this week after he reportedly drove a full-size Dodge pickup onto the hood of his former wife’s car, with the woman and two teenagers inside.
He’s also accused of screaming at her and threatening to kill her, throwing a large rock at her, and trying to ram her car again before he finally left.
He got away in a U-Haul truck driven by another woman. They were eventually stopped and arrested by a deputy after a chase. The woman is charged with possessing drug paraphernalia.
What could she have done to drive him to this kind of insanity? Also take a good look at his mugshot. You can see the creepy interruption in his eyes. If looks could tell; he definitely did it.