Whats in a name anyway? Probably the question some abusive parents are thinking when they name their children names such as Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy, and Sex Fruit. These parents who are probably on some time machine trip about how cool they are. thinks that good names like Dave, Bob, and Chris are too lame for their offspring. So what do they do? They give names to their children that is damning evidence that they were high at the time.

A girl from New Zealand was realy named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.  The poor girl told her best friends her name was K because she couldn’t bare telling them her real name.  The court took custody of the child so that she could be renamed.

Naming your son Barack Hussein Obama could cause problems too.  Even when you are front running presidential contender you can’t shake the social consequences of that name.  Like people really believing you are an Arab or placing Osama on ballets inplace of your name.

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