Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got.
-Gen Lewis B Hershey, Director, Selective Service System
Be Quick. Be Quit. Give your cash or I’ll shoot.
-Stupid bank [...]
Give you a Hint: Buttweiser.
Rule number one in the criminal hand book should be “Never Call The Cops”. But stupid criminals never cease to amaze us. They faithful invoke the three hots and a cot guarantee. Such is the case for a 28-year-old SHEBOYGAN, Wis. man who called cops to report a burglary. Only he forgot to put away [...]
Police say a man in Portsmouth, N.H handed over his license and registration at a sobriety checkpoint during the weekend, then peeled out and sped away, almost hitting an officer. The 32-year-old idiot was eventually pulled over and marijuana was allegedly found in his vehicle. He was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, [...]
Besides being a disposable toilet for the potty challenged or post fight therapy for boxer Vitali Klitschko, it seems that diapers can be used to smuggle spicy pork sausage links. Now that is a real hot mess. This is what U.S. customs officers may have thought when a women declared several soiled diapers at the [...]
“Police say a man was recovering from a gunshot wound after he shot himself in the leg with a handgun while practicing a quick draw. Police said a bullet from a revolver entered the 61-year-old man’s leg just below the left knee and lodged in his foot.
Police say when rescue crews arrived [...]
Brad Sciullo has become another name in the long list of people to do first what no one else cares about. At 5-foot-11 this man took down a 20.2 pounder in less 4hrs 39 minutes. This gut busting burger is known as the the Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser. At 15lbs thats a lot of beef. [...]
