Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got.
-Gen Lewis B Hershey, Director, Selective Service System
Be Quick. Be Quit. Give your cash or I’ll shoot.
-Stupid bank [...]
Can The Following 10 People Please Report To An AA Meeting?
ONTARIO - A mother from Ontario was charged with violating traffic laws after she asked her 9-year-old daughter to drive her home. The police found the car going very slowly along some back roads and pulled her over when they noticed how small the driver [...]
Rule number one in the criminal hand book should be “Never Call The Cops”. But stupid criminals never cease to amaze us. They faithful invoke the three hots and a cot guarantee. Such is the case for a 28-year-old SHEBOYGAN, Wis. man who called cops to report a burglary. Only he forgot to put away [...]
Police say a man in Portsmouth, N.H handed over his license and registration at a sobriety checkpoint during the weekend, then peeled out and sped away, almost hitting an officer. The 32-year-old idiot was eventually pulled over and marijuana was allegedly found in his vehicle. He was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, [...]
The typical ingredients of a rap video would probably include some thug dizzle, a dash of flashing lights, some fancy cars, and a whole bunch of ass shaking. A teen in West Palm Beach Florida wanted to spice things up with a little bit of geriatrics. So he coaxed his senile grandmother into performing in [...]
An employee at Del Taco restaurant in Lakewood Colorado, found a new topping to spice up the boring tacos being served at the restaurant. Weed! How come nobody thought of this genius idea of getting high while proactively satisfying the munchies side effect?
Well the first couple of guinea pigs, a husband and wife, were party [...]
Man Arrested For Showing Crotch At Toll Booth
Sanford Florida– A 39-year-old man has been arrested after a toll worker called police to complain about a man driving through the toll plaza wearing no pants twice. The man was charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs and was later released on $5,000 bail.
What a [...]
A comedy show couldn’t have come up with a funnier concept. According to Hartford police a toy cop decided to pull over the wrong man on Tuesday, an off duty police officer. 20-year-old Israel Gomez allegedly turned on red flashing lights, used a siren and loudspeaker to get the officer to pull to the side [...]
With everybody from crackheads to major investment banks facing cash shortages and the dollar no longer worth the paper its printed on, maybe a substitute currency is needed. This must be what a man from Vero Beach Florida thought because he pulled up to a McDonald’s drive thru, orders a meal and attempts to pay [...]
Police didn’t have to look far to find the stolen possessions of a Louisiana family whose house was burglarized while they were away.
Their distinctive blanket, which had a dog pattern, was hanging in their next door neighbors’ window, police said. And the rest of their belongings were not far away — police [...]
