Happy New Year!!!
Happy New Year from everybody at HottestMess.com. Don’t get caught in some mess in 2009 or our next post could be about you or your picture could be here.
No Comments »Filed under: UncategorizedPosted on January 1st, 2009
Bank Robber Gives Teller Threatening Note On Pay Stub
Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got.
-Gen Lewis B Hershey, Director, Selective Service System
Be Quick. Be Quit. Give your cash or I’ll shoot.
-Stupid bank [...]
No Comments »Filed under: Just being stupid, Uncategorized, stupid crimesPosted on December 29th, 2008
Deranged Man Monster Trucks His Wife’s Car While She And Kids In It
Police in Hornbrook, Oregon says Tony Devere Parkinson, seen here in the photo, was arrested this week after he reportedly drove a full-size Dodge pickup onto the hood of his former wife’s car, with the woman and two teenagers inside.
He’s also accused of screaming at her and threatening to kill her, throwing a large rock [...]
No Comments »Filed under: UncategorizedPosted on December 4th, 2008
Happy Hottest Mess Turkey Day
Stay Out of the Mess This Holliday. From all of us at HottestMess.com
No Comments »Filed under: UncategorizedPosted on November 27th, 2008
The Hot Mess On The Toilet Seat
You know those times when you are away from the comfort of your home and a sudden urge to drop a big one overwhelms you. You first try to withstand the volcanic bubbling and intense abdominal pain hoping to postpone this major evacuation until you return to the comfort of your own throne. Then you [...]
No Comments »Filed under: UncategorizedPosted on November 3rd, 2008
Drunk Man Makes It Home Safe to Wrong House
“What the hell you doing in my house”, is what sources say a man said when he was awaken by police officers after a night of drinking. Only it wasn’t his house. Bob and Joanne Breiner along with their son returned home from a dinner only to find a strange man comfortably nestled in the [...]
No Comments »Filed under: UncategorizedPosted on October 9th, 2008
Would a Brittany Sex Tape Bring Down The Internet?
Britney Spears’ apparent ex-boyfriend, photographer Adnan Ghalib, reportedly told British magazine Heat he has a sex tape of himself with the pop star. He went on to say that he is shopping it to the highest bidder. Non Serious bidders need not apply. Sources say it features Brit naked for two hours wearing a [...]
Warning! Posting Pix on Social Websites May Cause Unemployment
Most of you would probably not dress up like a “Tooth Fairy“. Or go as far as to post pictures of yourself dressed like a tooth fairy on your Facebook page. But many of you probably would call in from work for a “family emergency” out of town so you could attend a kick ass [...]
Has the Juice Run Out of Juice
The world is watching as the sequel to the “OJ Trial “gets underway. Everyone glued to the tube anticipating the fate of the Juice. Well maybe not. Things may be alot different this time for Simpson. Not only that the trial may not be as sensationalize as the first trial, but the incident involves the [...]
No Comments »Filed under: UncategorizedPosted on September 16th, 2008
