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Can You Find The Hot Mess In This Picture?

Staff Writer — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:13:28 +0000

Hint: Some may call it Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Daily Hottest Mess: Can You Find The Hot Mess In This Photo

Happy New Year!!!

Staff Writer — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 06:00:29 +0000

Happy New Year from everybody at HottestMess.com. Don’t get caught in some mess in 2009 or our next post could be about you or your picture could be here.

Bank Robber Gives Teller Threatening Note On Pay Stub

Staff Writer — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:36:01 +0000

Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got.
-Gen Lewis B Hershey, Director, Selective Service System

Be Quick. Be Quit. Give your cash or I’ll shoot.
-Stupid bank robber’s note to teller, written on his paystub

The FBI arrested a man at his Carey Illinois home after he left a threatening note written on his pay stub at the Chicago bank he allegedly robbed. Luckily for the bank, this fool’s attempt to recycle paper led them directly to him because the pay stub contained his name and address. There is no word about the $400 dollars he made off with or whether he secured a lawyer.

The economy is bad. We should give this guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe the pay stub doubled as an excuse note so the teller would understand his motive.

Santa’s Trainwreck: How St. Nick Ruined Christmas

Staff Writer — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 12:37:07 +0000

Jolly Saint Nick

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Once upon a time in the life of good old Santa Claus. Saint Nick had no worries. Everything was merry and jolly.

Amy Winehouse A Topless Hot Mess On The Beach

Staff Writer — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 09:15:57 +0000

Check out the new Amy straight out of rehab. It seems like Addiction Treatment does a body good because the nearly corpsed diva packed some meat on that ghostly figure. She still a Hot Mess though. Watch her bizarre topless moves in the video.

Burger King Body Spray Might Get You Axed or Mauled

Staff Writer — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 08:39:13 +0000

By now the world has heard that the fast food giant Burger King has released Flame, their new line of body spray. The thought of a body spray created by Burger King invokes thoughts of a scene from Animal Planet and and an Axe commercial. The scene probally would be scripted with something different than Boom Chika Wah Wah.

Mr President Duck!

Staff Writer — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:50:32 +0000

This Shoe Thrower terrorist guy sure had some good aim but Dubya bobbed and weaved like a prize fighter. Maybe there is something old George B is good at.

Funny Or Offensive

Staff Writer — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:36:16 +0000

White guys in Black Face

Daily Hottest Mess: Can You Find The Hot Mess In This Photo

Staff Writer — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:52:42 +0000

Give you a Hint: Buttweiser.

Deranged Man Monster Trucks His Wife’s Car While She And Kids In It

admin — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:07:43 +0000

Police in Hornbrook, Oregon says Tony Devere Parkinson, seen here in the photo, was arrested this week after he reportedly drove a full-size Dodge pickup onto the hood of his former wife’s car, with the woman and two teenagers inside.

He’s also accused of screaming at her and threatening to kill her, throwing a large rock at her, and trying to ram her car again before he finally left.

He got away in a U-Haul truck driven by another woman. They were eventually stopped and arrested by a deputy after a chase. The woman is charged with possessing drug paraphernalia.

What could she have done to drive him to this kind of insanity? Also take a good look at his mugshot. You can see the creepy interruption in his eyes. If looks could tell; he definitely did it.

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