Check out the difference between the Peoples reception of Obama and Dubya. Just thought is was an interesting contrast.
This is the Bush’s inauguration parade motorcade in 2000.
This is D.C. after Obama is declared the winner of the 2008 election.
This is literally a hot mess. Some guy in Georgia, probably with the IQ of an inbred, decides to do some fall cleaning with a blowtorch. Galen Winchell set fire to his west Georgia home Wednesday as he cleaned cobwebs from exterior eaves with a blowtorch. This idiot noticed the blaze when he saw smoke pouring from the attic. Surely high temperature is good for killing nasty germs but would-be cleaners take note: A blowtorch is not a good substitute for a broom or hot water. Luckily the house was not burned to the ground.
Ladies if you ever wondered what that hot mess fish odor from down south was, there may be more to it than just needing a good vinegar wash.
“The characteristic body odor resembling rotting fish can be intermittent, variable and influenced by diet, hormones and medications,” her doctors said in the Medical Journal of Australia.
This so-called disease has had a negative physiological impact on this woman’s life especially since previous doctor visits resulted in her being told she had poor hygiene.
Now this doesn’t give some of you an excuse to be smelling like the hottest mess in public. Trimethylaminuria is a rare disease. Most of you just need a good vinegar washing.
You know those times when you are away from the comfort of your home and a sudden urge to drop a big one overwhelms you. You first try to withstand the volcanic bubbling and intense abdominal pain hoping to postpone this major evacuation until you return to the comfort of your own throne. Then you realize there is no delaying the inevitable. You pull over to the nearest fast food restaurant or gas station to relieve this unbearable pressure. You begin to dread the discomfort of an unsanitary public restroom or the potential embarrassment of a loud anal explosion. But what the hell, this shit can’t wait. Feverishly you burst through the bathroom door and check for an open stall. Finding one, you quickly undo your pants and take a seat. Ahhhh; you breath a sigh of relief as you air out whats left of that Taco Bell you ingested earlier. You then realize that in the heat of the moment you forgot to wipe off the toilet seat. It doesn’t matter though because it sure felt good to get rid of the extra weight. Then acknowledging the stench you go for a courtesy flush and realize you are stuck to the toilet seat. You desperately try to free yourself but all attempts to do so are unsuccessful. You relax and try to figure out what is the best way out of this situation. After too much time has passed by you realize your only option is to reach into the pockets of your fallen pants to get your cell phone to call for help.
Could you imagine that 911 call? Oh the embarrassment! Believe it or not, something like this may have happened yesterday to a man who found himself stuck to a stainless steel toilet in a public bathroom in England. Firefighters were unable to free the man so they rushed him and the commode to the hospital. Doctors had to climb into the ambulance and use chemicals to separate the man from the seat. The toilet was returned to the bathroom. Authorities say the 35 year old may have been the victim of a prankster.
Moral of the story: Make sure you wipe before you sit that ass down.
The typical ingredients of a rap video would probably include some thug dizzle, a dash of flashing lights, some fancy cars, and a whole bunch of ass shaking. A teen in West Palm Beach Florida wanted to spice things up with a little bit of geriatrics. So he coaxed his senile grandmother into performing in his video as an O.G.(more like old granny).
The elderly woman was made to wear a black mask and hold a handgun while threatening to “kill all the pigs”. Police found the video tape during a rutine traffic stop. The teen along with others could be viewed on the video shooting a gun around town. He was sentenced to 18 months in Juvenile detention center after pleading guilty to charges of elderly abuse, and firing from a moving car.
OK, that might have been a mean thing to do to grandma but 18 months in Juvy seems a little harsh. Oh he was on tape busting shots so that might have called for a stiffer penalty. Anyhow; He better hope Granny hasn’t gone home when he comes home so he can make things right.
Just when I was getting over what happened at Happy Seven Chinese restaurant in Toronto, news of some more mystery meat activity comes to light. This time the animal may not be as objectionable, but one has to think what were the circumstances that led to this grizzly event.
The China King restaurant in Hamburg, NY, was closed down when health inspectors found employees butchering a dead deer in the kitchen. While Bambi may not be a bad substitute meat in beef fried rice, we wonder what other kind of road kill was scraped of the pavement, dragged into this restaurant, butchered and stir-fried.
Butchering in restaurants is prohibited by NY state health laws. Supposedly there is no indication that Rudolf, Prancer, and Dancer were served to customers, but who knows what China King’s intentions were. The Health Department was tipped off that a dead deer was in the resteraunt and arrived before the butchering was complete leaving no time for the culprits to follow through with their plan.
Besides being a disposable toilet for the potty challenged or post fight therapy for boxer Vitali Klitschko, it seems that diapers can be used to smuggle spicy pork sausage links. Now that is a real hot mess. This is what U.S. customs officers may have thought when a women declared several soiled diapers at the U.S-Mexico border.
The inspectors became suspicious of the chunky brown contents that probably smelled unexpectedly edible. The woman, a mission resident, was fined $300 for stashing the chorizos and the diaper contents were confiscated.
With the economy tanking fast and no bottom insight, many more people may have the unfortunate experience of an auto repossession. One may dread the thought of some guy, who looks like he drives a tow truck, sneaking around your place of residence and whisking away into the night with your only means of transportation. Even though you can’t afford the payments, that vehicle still feels like your property and no one has the right to take it away.
One Deleware man felt that way yesterday when he emerged from his house to find a repo man lifting his car onto a tow truck. The insurgent sprang into action, jumped into his car, put it in reverse, and drove it off the truck and whisked his own car away into the night. Police have issued a warrent for his arrest but the insurgent has not been seen since. Thats sticking it to a repo man and you welfare banks on government assistance.
An employee at Del Taco restaurant in Lakewood Colorado, found a new topping to spice up the boring tacos being served at the restaurant. Weed! How come nobody thought of this genius idea of getting high while proactively satisfying the munchies side effect?
Well the first couple of guinea pigs, a husband and wife, were party poopers who got the party busted up when they called police to complain about the unexpected taco seasoning additive.
Police traced the small bag of pot to Twenty-six-year-old Dennis Klermund who waited on the husband when he came to pick up the order. He initially denied his genius idea, but officers used police dogs to track down his stash in a locker.
Klermund was paid for his brilliant contribution to Mexican food enthusiast with a pink slip and charges of possession of marijanna and drug paraphenalia. What a downer man!!!
Man Arrested For Showing Crotch At Toll Booth
Sanford Florida– A 39-year-old man has been arrested after a toll worker called police to complain about a man driving through the toll plaza wearing no pants twice. The man was charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs and was later released on $5,000 bail.
What a perv, trying to live life in the toll lane. Its amazing what people get off on.
Man Attempts Getaway With Deodorant Using a BB-Gun
DANIA BEACH, Florida — A man accused of stealing deodorant allegedly brandishes what appeared to be a black handgun when a Publix manager confronted him at a next door store. Assuming it was a real gun, deputies closed off a nearby apartment complex and put a school on lock down. They also called in a helicopter and dogs to help with the search. They eventually found the man, who still had the deodorant and BB gun. The man was charged with robbery with weapon and was being held on $50,000 bail.
This man was willing to go down to not be funky. Before he was raising his hands because he was sure. Now he is raising his hands because “This is the police. Put your hands up where I can see them.”
Granny Brawls With Aggressive Deer
BUTTE, Montana — A 61-year-old woman suffered minor bruises after she stood toe to toe with a deer who got aggressive with her poodle. Carol Lince said she ran outside when she heard one of her three dogs scream bloody murder aftergot into a tussle with an aggressive deer after it attacked one of her poodles at her home on Monday. Carol Lince said she let her three dogs outside, then heard one “screaming bloody murder.” She went outside her home and saw Bambi attacking her smallest dog.
After kicking the deer in the hind legs, the deer rammed her in the gut up against a fence. Lince then began swinging like the champion boxer that she is and the deer ran away like a punk. Her poodle was thankful for the rescue.
