The town of Alton Illinois and surrounding areas seem to have a problem with bartenders serving brew in the nude. The second woman in one month has been arrested after being found working in a birthday suite. Police came to the Pub Room, where Jamie Day, seen in the mugshot above, works as a bartender. They apparently received a complaint about the nude entertainer. We called her an entertainer because that is apparently what she had been doing for the patrons of the Pub Room. Officers charged her with doing it lewdly.
There seems to be a trend in this Mississippi River Community. Earlier in September in nearby Jersey County, police arrested another bartender found working totally exposed. In another incident in the Pub Room two female employees and a female customer were alleged to have been on the premise scantily clad and showing their weapons of mass distraction.
According to an Alton police report, one of the employees was wearing only a thin, black G-string and black boots; a second employee was working partially clothed in a transparent red, lingerie top, Santa Claus hat, thin G-string underwear, white high-heeled shoes, thigh-high stockings, and her top was open, exposing her breasts.
The 21-year-old customer, a roommate of one of the employees at the time, had on a black transparent top pulled open to expose her breasts, a G-string and black boots.
Sounds like this place could use a genuine titty bar. That liquor better not be watered down if the broads look like Jamie Day though.
A comedy show couldn’t have come up with a funnier concept. According to Hartford police a toy cop decided to pull over the wrong man on Tuesday, an off duty police officer. 20-year-old Israel Gomez allegedly turned on red flashing lights, used a siren and loudspeaker to get the officer to pull to the side of the road. The officer called for real backup and police took Gomez and his fake partner into custody. Charges of impersonating a police officer, reckless driving, and improper use of flashing red lights were brought up on Gomez while his bogus sidekick was charged with reckless driving.
The Mix Martial Arts industry was dealt a heavy blow with news of the latest casualty of the economic meltdown. There will be no more EliteXC. A Night of Champions has become a night of nothing as the company plans to close its doors for good. Numerous sources have confirmed that EliteXC and the parent company Pro Elite will file for bankruptcy this week.
The news comes in the wake of Kimbo Slice’s 14 second ass wooping by Seth Petruzelli. The bout was overcasted by Petruzelli’s claim that he was offered money to avoid a ground fight. Kimbo Slice was the companies biggest star and his downfall is one of the reasons, along with mismanagement for EliteXC’s failure, according to T. Jay Thompson, a consulting executive for the company.
Mismanagement, it was mismanaged by people that didn’t know MMA, that didn’t have the proper years of experience,” said Thompson of the company’s cease of operations Monday after only 22 months in business. “It’s not an exact science. There’s not a book that you can write to learn how to promote shows.
Number one, they picked the wrong opponent,” said Thompson, who confirmed that light heavyweights Aaron Rosa and Petruzelli were considered for the opening. “Do I want my star getting his ass kicked by the unknown guy that’s a dropout from the UFC, or do I want his ass kicked by a guy that I can call Tito Ortiz’s number one student protégé and the next big thing in MMA?
“Police say a man was recovering from a gunshot wound after he shot himself in the leg with a handgun while practicing a quick draw. Police said a bullet from a revolver entered the 61-year-old man’s leg just below the left knee and lodged in his foot.
Police say when rescue crews arrived at about 7 p.m. Tuesday they found the man sitting on the sidewalk near his home.
Police said the man was in stable condition”
This is why certain things got to be left to the young boys: Don’t try to be John Wayne with a severe case of the shakes.
Remember this famous video of another gun toting idiot.
Brad Sciullo has become another name in the long list of people to do first what no one else cares about. At 5-foot-11 this man took down a 20.2 pounder in less 4hrs 39 minutes. This gut busting burger is known as the the Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser. At 15lbs thats a lot of beef. If Brad keeps this up he will have a lot more to worry about than indigestion.
The town of Corning California is baffled at how a mother and son duo chose to pay respects to their deceased elder. After finding the grandmother dead on the floor in her room they figured they would leave her there for a week. We don’t know, maybe they thought she would wake up. A week later they dragged the decaying corpse to the backyard BBQ pit and proceeded to cremate their relative. Now if you think the duo is off their knockers for this grizzly deed you would be taken back even more to know that they collected and cashed the grandmother’s social security benefits for the next ten months. It doesn’t stop there, the deceased woman’s daughter can be seen on Myspace wearing a piece of her mother’s skull in a chain that was not entirely consumed by the fire. For crying out loud what a weird mess. The two are being held by authorities for $30,000 bond.
As if we don’t have enough to wory about in today’s airport travel climate. We get squeezed for our checked-in luggage. Going through security is like visiting your convict cousin at a maximum security prison in Iraq. And the air in planes makes your mouth stinking dry and all we are fed is a 4 oz beverage and a 1oz bag of dry pretzels or peanuts. All this, and to find out that there are some TSA employees getting paid by hijacking our precious belongings while they go through security screenings is just another reason why flying sucks!!!
TSA authorities were unaware of Pythias Brown’s heist at Newark Airport until CNN found one of their cameras on Ebay and police tracked down the seller. When they raided his home they found 66 cameras, 31 laptops, jewelry, camera lenses, GPS devices and more. Flyers Beware!
Distinguished former military commander, and Secretary of State Colin Powell showed more of his cool side at the Africa Rising Festival in London. He danced alongside an African Hip Hop band who asked him to join them on stage after he completed his speech at the venue. His moves, more Republican than Hip Hop, stunned the audience who are accustomed to seeing the statesman in a more executive posture. Even funnier than his R-boy style was the lyrics of the song he danced to celebrated living it up on money made from scamming Americans on the internet.
When pickup-lines are not your strong suite you may have to resort to more desperate measures. How about broadcasting your number on places not covered by your bathing suite. A bunch of Aussie teen girls between age 14 and 15 are stiring up major controversy when they were photographed with their cell phone numbers painted in zinc on their scantly clad bodies. Parents and Police says the act poses significant danger to the teens. The girls says its just their way of meeting boys faster. Others say its just a non-perminent version of the tramp stamp.
