Baby wee is good because it’s pure, doesn’t contain toxins and doesn’t smell…
“I wrap nappies filled with my three-year-old son Max’s wee around my fists,” he said, adding he got the idea from his grandmother. The nappies hold the liquid and the swelling stays down.
This is what Vitali Klitschko , a Ukrainian, told a German newspaper after winning his WBC heavyweight title bout against Nigeria’s Samuel Peter. Klitschko said Peter should try the nappy trick as well.
What next baby poop is good for healing cuts and bruises. Its soft, contains breast milk, and not as smelly as adult feces. Have to go with ice on this one.
With everybody from crackheads to major investment banks facing cash shortages and the dollar no longer worth the paper its printed on, maybe a substitute currency is needed. This must be what a man from Vero Beach Florida thought because he pulled up to a McDonald’s drive thru, orders a meal and attempts to pay in dope. Yes he tried to pay with ganja.
The McDonalds cashier called the cops on the man which led to him being arrested some time after the incident. Whats up with that cashier calling the cops. Hey snitch we are in a recession!!! Stop that poor on poor class warfare.
Whats in a name anyway? Probably the question some abusive parents are thinking when they name their children names such as Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy, and Sex Fruit. These parents who are probably on some time machine trip about how cool they are. thinks that good names like Dave, Bob, and Chris are too lame for their offspring. So what do they do? They give names to their children that is damning evidence that they were high at the time.
A girl from New Zealand was realy named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. The poor girl told her best friends her name was K because she couldn’t bare telling them her real name. The court took custody of the child so that she could be renamed.
Naming your son Barack Hussein Obama could cause problems too. Even when you are front running presidential contender you can’t shake the social consequences of that name. Like people really believing you are an Arab or placing Osama on ballets inplace of your name.
A 51 year old woman in Hartford Connecticut is being charged by police for assault and reckless endangerment after police supposedly found evidence she laced a ginger cake with marijuana and gave it to a guest. The guest was a 28 year old man who was her real estate agent. He called 911 after getting sick shortly after leaving her house. Motive Check! If I get him high enough maybe I can convince him that the bubble didn’t pop.
Ever wonder if that mystery meat in your Chinese food really is what is says on the menu? Well patrons of a Toronto restaurant have a lot of questions about their favorite late-night Chinese restaurant which was closed down because of a rat infestation. Check out the video below which prompted deeper inspections after photo complaints weren’t good enough for the Toronto Public Health department. That rat is big as hell!
Who would have known? Tony Viessman, 74, and Les Spencer, 60, looking to bridge the cultural gap in America started an organization called Rednecks for Obama. The two men got politically active last year when it occurred to them there must be other lower income, rural, beer-drinking, gun-loving, NASCAR race enthusiasts fed up with business as usual in Washington. Since then they have been working to pursuade other rednecks why they should vote for obama.
The only thing funnier than that would be the Miller Time Bloods for McCain
“What the hell you doing in my house”, is what sources say a man said when he was awaken by police officers after a night of drinking. Only it wasn’t his house. Bob and Joanne Breiner along with their son returned home from a dinner only to find a strange man comfortably nestled in the couple’s bed. His pants and shoes were on the floor and he didn’t even budge when the lights were turned on. The family quickly dashed out the house leaving everything except a cell phone behind to call police.
The man was very appologetic about the incident and complimented the Breiners on how comfortable their bed was. The couple decided not to press charges and sent the man away with food to take home. The man aparently got off at a bus stop 8 miles from his house and entered the Breiner’s home through the unlocked front door.
When most of us think about sex offenders and child molesters we think of creepy old men who act a little to friendly with teenage children. Often we do not consider children who molest children. Furthermore; we may never conceive that a child may be charged with abusing themselves. Well this happened to a 15 year old in Newark Ohio who sent nude phone photos of herself to classmates. She was charged with felony child pornography and held over the weekend. Because of her charges she may have to register as a sex offender for 20 years. Prosecutors are considering charging the recipients of the photos also.
Yes this is true. an Argentine teenager Pamela Villarruel poses with her seven children outside her parents’ home in the town of Leones in Cordoba Province, northern Argentina
She mothered 7 children in three years, her first one at age 14. She bore two sets of triplets in the follow two years.
The first baby daddy abandoned the family, the second baby daddy was forced to keep away for abusing the young girl, and the girl won’t disclose information about the third father. Her mother requested the girl’s tubes tied but Argentine law prohibits the procedure for minors.
If you think this story is shocking you will be even more shocked to know that the youngest mother on record was 5 years old and the most children by one mother on record is 69 in 27 pregnancies.
A British man decides to take a skinny dip in a moat( had to look up what that meant) surrounding the Japanese Emperor’s palace. He single handedly outmatched police as he eluded them with slippery moves, water spashing and rock throwing. He eventually scales a wall butt naked, but awaiting cops nabbed him. He was detained for questioning. and later released. They probaly should have sent out animal control for this one.
