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Jail The New Bail Out In These Hard Times

The human will for survival has throughout history driven men and woman to commit all kinds of crazy and amazing feats in order to survive. People’s unwavering determination to live has allowed them to overcome being lost at sea, stranded in frigid forest or unforgiving jungles. Some faced with life or death decisions [...]

Teacher Charged For Forcing Kindergartener To Eat Out Of Trash

“I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children’s laughter remind us how we used to be”
– Whitney Houston Greatest Love of All
So what was Old Miss. Anne O’Donnell thinking when [...]

You Are Definately DUI When You

Jean McCullugh, pictured to the left,  was definately DUI when, according to police, she slammed into a police car while traveling at high speeds.  She then proceeded to drive away leading police on a chase that ended on someone’s lawn.  A breath test showed McCullugh to have a blood-alcohol content of 0.25 percent, three times the [...]

What A Crazy: Reading The Bible To His Kidnapped Victim Handcuffed In A Diaper

A man held a woman captive in handcuffs and an adult diaper for three days while he read Bible passages to her, police said.  The woman, Shykea Boykin, escaped while her said to be kidnapper slept and banged on neighbors’ doors until the cops came.
Remember the intro to the song Method Man off the  [...]

Riding Dirty Gets Man 50 Citations In One Day

When police attempted to pull over Elvis Alonzo Barrett for a minor traffic violation, the 46 decided one was not enough.  He kicked into hot mess mode, leading officers on a chase only to crash his SUV and rack up 50 citations. Yes, 50 citations was all in a days work for the hottest mess [...]

Woman Arrested For Bar Hopping With Baby

Well maybe not bar hopping, but what should be done about a mother who goes to a bar with her three week old baby?  How about a mother who breast feeds her baby after a drinking rampage of more than seven drinks?  What is to be done with the bar that allowed this mother hefer [...]

10 Of the Craziest, Most Bizarre, Alcohol Related Crimes

Can The Following 10 People Please Report To An AA Meeting?
ONTARIO – A mother from Ontario was charged with violating traffic laws after she asked her 9-year-old daughter to drive her home. The police found the car going very slowly along some back roads and pulled her over when they noticed how small the driver [...]

Somebody is On Some Bizarre “Lord of the Flies” Sh@t

Lord of the Flies , written by William Golding, is a story about  young boys stranded on an island.  The novel supposed satirized society and the interactions of good and evil.  In the story, the brutal slaying of a female pig takes place and her severed head is impaled with a sharp stake and left [...]

Not So Stupid Criminal Wears Two Mask

Stupid Criminals makes good content here at Hottest Mess. But smart criminals seems to have a similar ability to raise some humor.  A burglar in Beaufort, South Carolina eluded capture yesterday even after being “de-masked” by one of the victims.  The robber draped in a white sheet broke into a home in [...]

Hottest Mess of The Day: Juvy Sentenced for Making Grandma into Gangster Rapper

The typical ingredients of a rap video would probably include some thug dizzle, a dash of flashing lights,  some fancy cars, and a whole bunch of ass shaking.  A teen in West Palm Beach Florida wanted to spice things up with a little bit of geriatrics.  So he coaxed his senile grandmother into performing in [...]