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Housrou Kedji: Swallowed 85 Cocaine Filled Condoms And Forced To Release 2.2 lbs Of It

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:36:18 +0000

It took five hours and four minutes, for Housrou Kedji to finally surrendered the spoils: 85 condoms of cocaine he allegedly swallowed and intended to smuggle from Houston to France.

Housrou Kedji is scheduled to be arraigned in federal court Friday after being caught as he tried to board an Air France flight leaving Bush Intercontinental Airport. He is charged with two counts of drug-trafficking.

The 42-year-old citizen of the African nation of Togo gave up 2.2 pounds of his illicit cargo while sitting on a special no-flow toilet under the eyes of federal agents and doctors at a local hospital.

Kedji brought attention to himself when he attempted to board his flight four weeks ago. He looked suspicious because he was acting nervous and sweating profusely. He also gave conflicting accounts of what he was up to in Huston.

He allegedly confessed that he had traveled to Houston from Togo, and was headed to Switzerland to make $6,500 for his efforts. The cocaine was parceled into packets of a few grams apiece and wrapped in the condoms. Suspicions were confirmed by a hospital X-ray machine. Luckily for him none of the condoms bursted.

Check out what it was like for Housrou Kedji to discharge his cargo in front of police and doctors the night he was caught.

Jail The New Bail Out In These Hard Times

Staff Writer — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:50:46 +0000

The human will for survival has throughout history driven men and woman to commit all kinds of crazy and amazing feats in order to survive. People’s unwavering determination to live has allowed them to overcome being lost at sea, stranded in frigid forest or unforgiving jungles. Some faced with life or death decisions have gone to the extreme of literally taking a bite out of their dead friends leg.

These hard economic times have also put many people into survival mode. We all know Wall Street was given a gargantuan bailout but Main Street was left to fend for itself against the relentless economic elements. One Portland Oregon man pushed to his breaking point and facing the brink of extinction turned himself into police yesterday. The man seemingly desperate for incarceration has given up battling high unemployment, lower wages, record level foreclosures, rising living cost, and overwhelming feeling of lost of wealth for government ran living arrangements. The 64 year was taking into custody after police found him outside of a FedEx Kinkos store where he had handed an apologetic robbery note to an employee there. The employee stated that the note read “This is a robbery, I’ll wait outside for police, sorry.” The saddest part of this story is the man may not get his bailout for three hots and a cot because he didn’t actually commit the robbery

Teacher Charged For Forcing Kindergartener To Eat Out Of Trash

Staff Writer — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:51:58 +0000

“I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children’s laughter remind us how we used to be”
– Whitney Houston Greatest Love of All

So what was Old Miss. Anne O’Donnell thinking when she made this poor little boy eat the school cafeteria chicken nuggets and banana he threw away. Was she showing him how to survive as a hobo? Does anyone remember food from the public school cafeteria? Can anyone blame a student for tossing that hot mess? Miss. O’Donnell was arrested and charged with causing risk of injury to a minor. Just another reason why not to send your kids to public school, especially in Bridgeport Connecticutt.

You Are Definately DUI When You

Staff Writer — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:00:11 +0000

Jean McCullugh, pictured to the left, was definately DUI when, according to police, she slammed into a police car while traveling at high speeds. She then proceeded to drive away leading police on a chase that ended on someone’s lawn. A breath test showed McCullugh to have a blood-alcohol content of 0.25 percent, three times the legal limit of 0.08 percent. But that is not the hottest mess in this situation. Upon approaching McCullugh’s car police found the woman’s seven year old daughter in the car.

Scott A. Witmer may have still been under the influence when he filed a motion claiming the DUI charges against him were unconstitutional and would be a “blatant act of TYRANNY,” and akin to “committing acts of treason, usurpation and tyranny.” His defense to the Pennslyvania judge was that the court had no jurisdiction to charge him with crimes. What were the grounds for this guys defense strategy? He claimed he was a sovereign man and therefore resided in himself and not in the state of Pennsylvania where he lives and was pulled over. Scott really thinks the court has no jurisdiction in the sovereign nation of Scott Witmer. But when that tiny nation gets locked up in a 5×8 cell he will surely have a national crisis. The hot mess in this situation? There is actually a movement that believe this stuff.

Henry C. Romeu, pictured to the right, was begging to be stopped when he was driving his car with three tires. But this DUI ready to crash dummy probaly never knew the difference. However the police did notice the sparks flying and pulled him over. His blood-shot eyes and uneven balance also tipped them off. The breathalizer test measured Romeu’s stinky intoxicated breath to be 0.2 BAC which was way above the limit. This drunk got jail and bail for his antics.

What A Crazy: Reading The Bible To His Kidnapped Victim Handcuffed In A Diaper

admin — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:46:01 +0000

A man held a woman captive in handcuffs and an adult diaper for three days while he read Bible passages to her, police said. The woman, Shykea Boykin, escaped while her said to be kidnapper slept and banged on neighbors’ doors until the cops came.

Remember the intro to the song Method Man off the Wu-Tang Clan album “Enter The Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers“. where Raekwon, Method Man, Ghostface Killah, and U-God competed to see who could come up with the craziest torture method. Well Troy Brisport, featured in the mugshot, would have blown them out of all the chambers. I could hear him now.

“I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin kidnap you and handcuff you to the bed. Strip you down naked and put you in some Depends for like a whole week and shit. And while you there starvin, pissin’, and shitin on yourself, I’ll just keep readin and readin and readin the Holy Word of God. Now thats Torture.”

Riding Dirty Gets Man 50 Citations In One Day

Staff Writer — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:39:40 +0000

When police attempted to pull over Elvis Alonzo Barrett for a minor traffic violation, the 46 decided one was not enough. He kicked into hot mess mode, leading officers on a chase only to crash his SUV and rack up 50 citations. Yes, 50 citations was all in a days work for the hottest mess of the day especially someone who’s decisions are aided by crack cocaine. According to police, crack and a pipe was found in the alleged eluder’s vehicle. Officers said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence, drove over the limit, did not wear a seat belt and had a suspended license to name a few.

Barrett also faces several other charges, such as fleeing and eluding and reckless driving. There is no word on whether a lawyer will defend this guy.

Woman Arrested For Bar Hopping With Baby

Staff Writer — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 10:50:49 +0000

Well maybe not bar hopping, but what should be done about a mother who goes to a bar with her three week old baby? How about a mother who breast feeds her baby after a drinking rampage of more than seven drinks? What is to be done with the bar that allowed this mother hefer in and served her the drinks? And what about the poor baby who had to experience this hot ass mess? Do we need anymore signs of how low the world has fallen?

Well 36 year old Allanah Earley has some explaining to do because the authorities have arrested and accused her of perpetrating the aforementioned hot mess. She supposedly admitted to this behavior and is being held on $10,000 bond. The baby is in the custody of family members.

A lawyer should have a difficult time defending her.

10 Of the Craziest, Most Bizarre, Alcohol Related Crimes

Staff Writer — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:35:54 +0000

Can The Following 10 People Please Report To An AA Meeting?

ONTARIO – A mother from Ontario was charged with violating traffic laws after she asked her 9-year-old daughter to drive her home. The police found the car going very slowly along some back roads and pulled her over when they noticed how small the driver was. Believe it or not, this hot mess happens a lot in today’s world.

Jersey City, New Jersey – Councilman Steven Lipski was arrested for simple assault after allegedly urinating on audience members while standing on the second-floor balcony at Washington’s Nightclub 9:30. But Lipski, 44, claims he merely spilled a drink on the tie-dye-clad stoners who assembled, in tribute to The Greatful Dead, to watch the band Dark Star Orchestra. Lipski was hauled out of the club about 9:50 p.m. after staffers spotted him in the act and called the cops. Later he told a reporter he began “crying” and “hyperventilating” after D.C cops hauled him off to jail Friday night. Still to this day, this guy remains in office.

MILLBROOK, NY – Victor C. Sauerhafer Jr. has been charged with driving while intoxicated twice in the same day in upstate New York. The first arrest occurred after the man drove to state police headquarters in Millbrook, with a blood alcohol content of .17 percent, to ask for directions. Troopers then sent the man to sleep it off at a hotel. Instead of complying, the hard-headed boozer made a cab stop at an ATM to get money for the fare, then he ran back to the parking lot and took his SUV only to be pulled over again in the town of Stanford. This time his blood-alcohol level was .14 percent.

GAITHERSBURG, MD – Bob Breiner walked upstairs to the master bedroom and flipped on a lamp. Less than two feet away: a man he’d never seen, wrapped in blankets, sound asleep. On the floor were shoes, socks and pants. Earlier, the man had apparently helped himself to a crab cake from the refrigerator. The Breiners rushed out of there house and called police. “What the hell you doing in my house”, is what sources say the stranger said when he was awaken by police officers after a night of drinking. He had missed his house by eight miles, apparently getting off at the wrong bus stop on his way home to Damascus. Gingerly, he made his way down the Breiners’ stairs, holding the banister in one hand and his shoes and socks in the other. “I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry,” the Breiners recalled him saying. “By the way, you have a very comfortable bed.” What a Hot Mess.

FAIRBANKS, Alaska – A motorist confronted by a state trooper said he was stunned when the officer told him the car had been stolen. Charles J. Schultz explained that he was driving his Chevy Cavalier and everything was fine. That’s when the trooper informed Schultz that he was actually behind the wheel of a Ford Escort. Police said the 27-year-old’s blood-alcohol content was .166, more than twice the legal limit. Police received a report shortly after midnight Friday that a Ford Escort had been stolen from the parking lot of a gentlemen’s club. An officer spotted the stolen Ford two hours later – with Schultz driving. Schultz swore he had no memory of taking the wrong vehicle outside the club, according to a criminal complaint. Just Another Hot Mess.

Henry Earl is a man well known inside the Fayette County Detention Center and well beyond the walls. He’s an internet sensation for being arrested over 1300 times. If you’re wondering what thirteen hundred arrests on alcohol related charges equals, here’s a look at Henry Earl The Hottest Mess arrest stats.

Number of Lifetime Offenses ————————-1333
Number of Lifetime Days Spent in Jail since 1992 ——–4123
2008 Year to date offenses —————————-35
2008 Days spent in jail ——————————-189
Average Days per year spent in jail since 1992 ——– 242.47
Average duration of incarceration since 1992 ——-4.13 days
Average duration of freedom since 1992 ———–1.95 days

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin – A 35-year-old man faces charges after allegedly driving drunk and then urinating in the back of a squad car and on the arresting officer. A criminal complaint said the man was pulled over early Wednesday after an officer saw him driving erratically and striking a pole at a gas station. The complaint said the man failed field sobriety tests and when he was being taken to the police station, urinated in the back of the squad car and sprayed the officer, hitting him in the back of the head. The man is facing four felony charges and two misdemeanors. He faces a maximum of 15 years in prison if convicted. SMH continuously.

Fort Myers, FL – Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff’s Office reported that a 29-year-old man and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning.The girlfriend told deputies that her boyfriend who was drunk and high on Xanax wanted to get intimate, but she just wanted to go to sleep. When she refused his advances, he became irate. Authorities said the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies her boyfriend came into her room and threatened her if she called the police. He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious. The man was treated for two gunshot wounds to the arm and was taken to jail. Nothing to say; just look at him.

Clinton, Tennessee – A 53-year-old Tennessee man was arrested after allegedly entering a Clinton Township home improvement store after a night of drinking, and then thinking the business was his home, police said. The suspect, Wayne Kirkhuff, called 911 around 7 a.m. Thursday to report he had broken into the Rutland Home Center on Route 31, according to authorities. Police said, Kirkhuff felt cold and broke into a shed, where he tried to start a fire to stay warm. After soiling his pants, Kirkhuff allegedly broke into the business to get a change of clothes. Police reported Kirkhuff used a brick to break a window and gain access to the building.”At some point,” Melsky wrote in the release, “Mr. Kirkhuff believed that he was in his personal residence. Upon later realizing that he was in a business, and not his home, Mr. Kirkhuff decided to call police.”Police charged Kirkhuff with theft and criminal mischief, in addition to burglary. He was released on his own recognizance. At least “That One” new he was a enough of a mess to call the police on himself.

Eastern Cape, South Africa – A suspected museum thief who was impaled by a sharp spike on the top of a security fence in his rectum for two hours earlier this month. The piece of sh@t on a stick claims he did not feel any pain because he was drunk. Siyanda Pasiwe, 32, denied trying to break into the museum, but claimed he had been in the museum grounds to sleep off a drinking session. When he fell on the fence he did not feel the spike piercing his bottom and thought the fence had an electric force that was holding him to it . Fire and rescue workers used an angle grinder to cut the steel spike off the fence. Medical staff at the hospital, where the spike was removed, said Pasiwe had suffered severe rectal and intestinal injuries . The man is still undergoing medical check-ups at the hospital. Pasiwind I mean Pasiwe is just the Hottest Drunk Mess on this List.

Somebody is On Some Bizarre “Lord of the Flies” Sh@t

Staff Writer — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:15:39 +0000

Lord of the Flies , written by William Golding, is a story about young boys stranded on an island. The novel supposed satirized society and the interactions of good and evil. In the story, the brutal slaying of a female pig takes place and her severed head is impaled with a sharp stake and left upright in the jungle as an offering to a monster feared to be on the island. This corny high school English lesson was told only to introduce a bizarre real life story that happened this past Sunday.

A woman leaving for work with her 9-year-old daughter on Sunday morning found a frozen pig head stuck on top of a pole next to a tree in her yard. Now that’s some “Lord of the Flies” shit. Jennifer Keller said the sight terrified her daughter. Caldwell Police Sgt. Jim Watson said the head may have been there for just a few hours before being discovered. The perpetrator of this crazy bizarre savage act could be charged with disturbing the peace; a misdemeanor. How about being charged with being disturbed?

Not So Stupid Criminal Wears Two Mask

Staff Writer — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:21:51 +0000

Stupid Criminals makes good content here at Hottest Mess. But smart criminals seems to have a similar ability to raise some humor. A burglar in Beaufort, South Carolina eluded capture yesterday even after being “de-masked” by one of the victims. The robber draped in a white sheet broke into a home in Beaufort, making away with a woman’s purse and other loot only to be ran down by the woman’s son who tore the sheet off the burglar’s head. To the son’s surprise he did not reveal the culprit’s identity. The burglar was wearing a mask similar to the one worn in the movie “Scream”. No arrest have been made in the incident.