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This is some outrageous AIG hot mess shit going on in that United Welfare Kingdom.  A family of four with a combined weight of 1162 lbs say they are “too fat to work” and need more than the $30,742 they currently receive in benefits.   The Chawners AKA Chowers AKA Nawers, haven’t worked in 11 years, [...]

A man held a woman captive in handcuffs and an adult diaper for three days while he read Bible passages to her, police said.  The woman, Shykea Boykin, escaped while her said to be kidnapper slept and banged on neighbors’ doors until the cops came.
Remember the intro to the song Method Man off the  [...]

As if parents don’t have enough to worry about when they drop the little ones off at school.   Parents at a Michigan elementary school are alleging that, not a bully or a bad friend who double dog triple dog dares a classmate to do something stupid, but a principal, made there 6 year old son [...]

A supposedly respectable news source is reporting that a goat was arrested on Friday when witnesses told police that one of two suspected car thieves transformed into a goat after being cornered by “vigilantes”.  The other suspect is reported to have eluded capture but the vigilant group quickly apprehended the goat and brought him to [...]

Goodbye to an expensive Vegas elope and say hello to a cheap ass value wedding at Taco-Bell.  Spicy wedding bells rang at the local Taco Bell for Paul and Caragh Brooks who met online and finaly decided to tie their stomach ,uhmm, i mean tie the knot after nine months of phone conversations.  Paul moved [...]

By now the world has heard that the fast food giant Burger King has released Flame,  their new line of body spray.  The thought of a body spray created by Burger King invokes thoughts of a scene from Animal Planet and and an Axe commercial.  The scene probally would be scripted with something different than [...]

This Shoe Thrower terrorist guy sure had some good aim but Dubya bobbed and weaved like a prize fighter. Maybe there is something old George B is good at.

Lord of the Flies , written by William Golding, is a story about  young boys stranded on an island.  The novel supposed satirized society and the interactions of good and evil.  In the story, the brutal slaying of a female pig takes place and her severed head is impaled with a sharp stake and left [...]

Not to get all religous but it is often said that Jesus taught about love and peace.  He sure was turning in his grave uuhm i mean looking down from above shaking his head when he saw a bunch of thugged out monks acting a crazy hot mess at his old grave site in Jerusalem.   [...]

Ladies if you ever wondered what that hot mess fish odor from down south was, there may be more to it than just needing a good vinegar wash.
A woman who spent four decades trying to figure out why her H.B.O  smelled like Fish Body Odor recently got an explanation by Australian doctors.  The woman has [...]