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Insane Weapon AA12

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:29:40 +0000

Its amazing how people find more and more destructive ways to end human life

2 Year Old Smoker

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:17:49 +0000

Some wannabe father in Indonesia got his son addicted to cigarettes. There are people were not suppose to have children.

Smoking Weed Has A Side Effect: Schizophrenia?

Staff Writer — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 03:05:39 +0000

Since the days of Reefer Madness, scientists have sought to understand the complex connection between marijuana and psychosis. Cannabis can cause short-term psychotic experiences, such as hallucinations and paranoia, even in healthy people, but researchers have also long noted a link between marijuana use and the chronic psychotic disorder, schizophrenia.

There are many studies that demonstrates a link between weed and schizophrenia. Studies have shown that people with schizophrenia are twice as likely to smoke pot as people not effected by the disorder. Other studies have shown the flip side, weed smokers are twice as likely to develop schizophrenia. One study even concluded that one hit of the bong increases your chance of developing a mental illness by 40 percent.

The real deal about pot and mental illness is the results of scientific research is all over the place. Pot use amongst teenagers has exploded from a small insignificant group in the 40s and 50s to about 70 percent of teenagers using by the turn of the century. Meanwhile, the incidences of schizophrenia has been on the decline. The research on marijuana is at odds with itself but one thing is certain amongst all of the researchers though. All agree that everyone who smokes it feels good.

Stupid Drunk Breaks Into A Zoo To Ride A Crocodile

admin — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 19:07:38 +0000

Being a drunk mess may cause you to do a lot of stupid crazy things. Just add breaking into a zoo and attempting to ride a full size crocodile to the list of stupidest things people do when under the influence. Crazy, drunk, Australian Michael Newman had to be in denial that the party was over when he was ejected from the bar. Fatso was like “get off my back with that stupid mohawk. I’m a grown ass croc.” Michael was definitely lucky to walk away from this drunken incident.

Daily Hottest Mess: Too Fat To Work, The New Excuse For Welfare

Staff Writer — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:20:34 +0000

Philip Chawner, 53, and his 57-year-old wife Audrey weigh 336lbs. Their daughter Emma, 19, weighs 238lbs, while her older sister Samantha, 21, weighs 252lbs.

This is some outrageous AIG hot mess shit going on in that United Welfare Kingdom. A family of four with a combined weight of 1162 lbs say they are “too fat to work” and need more than the $30,742 they currently receive in benefits. The Chawners AKA Chowers AKA Nawers, haven’t worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition and the money they receive is insufficient to live on. They claim they can barely afford their 3,000 a day calorie intake each of junk food and fruits and vegetables are too expenseive.

Here is a message from HottestMess.com, Put down your Bacon Butties and get off your fat British arses and go get a job. No More Government Hand Outs For More Food You Lazy Lamos.

What A Crazy: Reading The Bible To His Kidnapped Victim Handcuffed In A Diaper

admin — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:46:01 +0000

A man held a woman captive in handcuffs and an adult diaper for three days while he read Bible passages to her, police said. The woman, Shykea Boykin, escaped while her said to be kidnapper slept and banged on neighbors’ doors until the cops came.

Remember the intro to the song Method Man off the Wu-Tang Clan album “Enter The Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers“. where Raekwon, Method Man, Ghostface Killah, and U-God competed to see who could come up with the craziest torture method. Well Troy Brisport, featured in the mugshot, would have blown them out of all the chambers. I could hear him now.

“I’ll fuckin, I’ll fuckin kidnap you and handcuff you to the bed. Strip you down naked and put you in some Depends for like a whole week and shit. And while you there starvin, pissin’, and shitin on yourself, I’ll just keep readin and readin and readin the Holy Word of God. Now thats Torture.”

Principle Accused Of Forcing 6-Year Old To Use Hand As Plunger

Staff Writer — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:04:15 +0000

As if parents don’t have enough to worry about when they drop the little ones off at school. Parents at a Michigan elementary school are alleging that, not a bully or a bad friend who double dog triple dog dares a classmate to do something stupid, but a principal, made there 6 year old son clean out a toilet filled with t*%ds with his bare hand.

These so-called disciplinary actions need to be made public. The world needs to know what happens to people who perpetrate hot mess like this.

The principal of Rahn Elementary has been on paid leave since mid-December while the school district investigated a complaint from the boy’s parents. The school board proposed disciplinary action on Thursday. The nature of the discipline wasn’t made public.

The boy’s parents claim their son told them the principal made him clean out a toilet bowl that the boy had accidentally clogged on Dec. 12. The boy told his parents he wiped himself with paper towels, instead of toilet paper, causing the clog.

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Goat Arrested In Car Jacking

Staff Writer — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 06:39:39 +0000

A supposedly respectable news source is reporting that a goat was arrested on Friday when witnesses told police that one of two suspected car thieves transformed into a goat after being cornered by “vigilantes”. The other suspect is reported to have eluded capture but the vigilant group quickly apprehended the goat and brought him to police.

Take a wild guess where this wacky and hard to believe story took place. No, not in Narnia! How about Kwara State, Nigeria. The alleged suspect is said to be in the above photo. Look at him. Is that the face of a criminal. The suspect remains in police custody. No word on whether an attorney was secured for his defense. Hottest Mess will issue updates if there are any changes in the suspects shape.

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These Are Hard Times. How About A Value Wedding At Taco Bell

Staff Writer — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:52:04 +0000

Goodbye to an expensive Vegas elope and say hello to a cheap ass value wedding at Taco-Bell. Spicy wedding bells rang at the local Taco Bell for Paul and Caragh Brooks who met online and finaly decided to tie their stomach ,uhmm, i mean tie the knot after nine months of phone conversations. Paul moved to the United States from Austrailia to be with his bride to be. With a cheap ass $15 dollar Walmart Special dress, a friend who was ordained to be a minister online, and non catered value meals off Taco Bell’s menu the total cost of the wedding came to a wopping $200. Now thats being frugal and modern at the same time. Online dating, an online degree in theology, and a fast food wedding, there ain’t nothing like the information age.

Burger King Body Spray Might Get You Axed or Mauled

Staff Writer — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 08:39:13 +0000

By now the world has heard that the fast food giant Burger King has released Flame, their new line of body spray. The thought of a body spray created by Burger King invokes thoughts of a scene from Animal Planet and and an Axe commercial. The scene probally would be scripted with something different than Boom Chika Wah Wah.