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Ugandan Action Flick

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:17:35 +0000

If you have not seen this Ugandan action film trailer you do not know what you are missing. What great cinematography. It might be in the wrong genre though because its pure comedy.

Santa’s Trainwreck: How St. Nick Ruined Christmas

Staff Writer — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 12:37:07 +0000

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No quiero Marijuana: Couple Gets a Side of Weed With Tacos

Staff Writer — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:45:52 +0000

An employee at Del Taco restaurant in Lakewood Colorado, found a new topping to spice up the boring tacos being served at the restaurant. Weed! How come nobody thought of this genius idea of getting high while proactively satisfying the munchies side effect?

Well the first couple of guinea pigs, a husband and wife, were party poopers who got the party busted up when they called police to complain about the unexpected taco seasoning additive.

Police traced the small bag of pot to Twenty-six-year-old Dennis Klermund who waited on the husband when he came to pick up the order. He initially denied his genius idea, but officers used police dogs to track down his stash in a locker.

Klermund was paid for his brilliant contribution to Mexican food enthusiast with a pink slip and charges of possession of marijanna and drug paraphenalia. What a downer man!!!

Grand Ma Died What Should We Do? Lets BBQ Her!

admin — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 15:32:43 +0000

The town of Corning California is baffled at how a mother and son duo chose to pay respects to their deceased elder. After finding the grandmother dead on the floor in her room they figured they would leave her there for a week. We don’t know, maybe they thought she would wake up. A week later they dragged the decaying corpse to the backyard BBQ pit and proceeded to cremate their relative. Now if you think the duo is off their knockers for this grizzly deed you would be taken back even more to know that they collected and cashed the grandmother’s social security benefits for the next ten months. It doesn’t stop there, the deceased woman’s daughter can be seen on Myspace wearing a piece of her mother’s skull in a chain that was not entirely consumed by the fire. For crying out loud what a weird mess. The two are being held by authorities for $30,000 bond.

Daily Hot Mess Act

admin — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:53:05 +0000

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Airport Screener Steals Over $200,000 of Gadgets.

admin — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:54:57 +0000

As if we don’t have enough to wory about in today’s airport travel climate. We get squeezed for our checked-in luggage. Going through security is like visiting your convict cousin at a maximum security prison in Iraq. And the air in planes makes your mouth stinking dry and all we are fed is a 4 oz beverage and a 1oz bag of dry pretzels or peanuts. All this, and to find out that there are some TSA employees getting paid by hijacking our precious belongings while they go through security screenings is just another reason why flying sucks!!!

TSA authorities were unaware of Pythias Brown’s heist at Newark Airport until CNN found one of their cameras on Ebay and police tracked down the seller. When they raided his home they found 66 cameras, 31 laptops, jewelry, camera lenses, GPS devices and more. Flyers Beware!

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7 Year Old Future Serial Killer Terrorizes Zoo

admin — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:06:40 +0000

Serial killers may have a childhood history of abusing or torture animals while showing no remorse. Well the parents of a seven year old Australian boy who went on a killing spree after braking into the local zoo should be on the look out. He bashed some expensive lizards to death with a rock. He also fed live animals to the zoo’s crocodile; climbing over the outer fence to get up close and personal with the croc. Zoo administrators threatened to sue the parents of the unliable youth. What a mess. Where is the parental supervision? Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter is probaly rolling in his grave.

Would a Brittany Sex Tape Bring Down The Internet?

admin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:56:34 +0000

Britney Spears’ apparent ex-boyfriend, photographer Adnan Ghalib, reportedly told British magazine Heat he has a sex tape of himself with the pop star. He went on to say that he is shopping it to the highest bidder. Non Serious bidders need not apply. Sources say it features Brit naked for two hours wearing a hot pink wig. However the Brit camp is denying that such a tape exists.

HottestMess wants to ask about two hypotheticals about this situation. Do you think it is possible that this new wave of Britney Frenzy would bring down the internet if a sex tape of her is released. It seems that the much anticipated event (since her debut) should have some effect when the “whole world” tries to download or view a Britney sex tape on the same day.

The other question is how come only celebrity sex tapes get all the attention. Do you think the Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian sex tapes would be more interesting than these people

Criminal Charges For Farting?

admin — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:11:29 +0000

Yes this really hapened. A man in West Virginia, arrested so that he could have a breathalyzer test, was brought up on charges after he allegedly passed a big one and waved it towards an officer. Jose Cruz did not deny farting but claims he did not wave the air towards a police officer. He states that he could not hold it in any more after repeatedly being denied a bathroom trip.

What is really crazy about this story is the fact that the charge was battery. Now if farting gets you a battery charge there is definitely a Hotmess staffer who is potently armed and dangerous. By the way, don’t worry too much about your criminal flatulence landing you in jail; the charges were later dropped.

Police Tazer Man Walking His Dog Naked

admin — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:00:23 +0000

More Weird and Wacky news hot off the press. This may or may not be funny to some of you.

Police spotted a man in Tellahasse Florida walking his dog naked around 8pm. When they asked the man what he was doing, he responded “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis Movie and walk the dog,” according to an officer on the sceen. He alledgedly became beligerant and uncooperative with officer commands and got himself tazered. Of course he was later shipped off for mental evaluation.

The officers said that was the only way they could contain him without hurting him. Check out the video below of another tazor incident. Do you think this is the only way not to hurt a beligerant suspect.

Ok that guy gets a hot mess vote for trying to run from the cops with his pants falling down. Sadly Shaking Head.