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“I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children’s laughter remind us how we used to be”
– Whitney Houston Greatest Love of All
So what was Old Miss. Anne O’Donnell thinking when [...]

Its amazing what kind of pictures people put on the internet of themselves.  Check out this photo and how a little forgetfullness, a camera, and social networks can cause real embarassment.

Jean McCullugh, pictured to the left,  was definately DUI when, according to police, she slammed into a police car while traveling at high speeds.  She then proceeded to drive away leading police on a chase that ended on someone’s lawn.  A breath test showed McCullugh to have a blood-alcohol content of 0.25 percent, three times the [...]

When police attempted to pull over Elvis Alonzo Barrett for a minor traffic violation, the 46 decided one was not enough.  He kicked into hot mess mode, leading officers on a chase only to crash his SUV and rack up 50 citations. Yes, 50 citations was all in a days work for the hottest mess [...]

A STOW, Ohio man patiently stood in line, donning a ski mask, before brandishing a gun at the next available teller.  The teller attempted to make the man remove the mask before he was served.  Feliks “the hot mess” Goldshtein was arrested after making away with an unspecified amount of cash and being chased down [...]

Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got.
-Gen Lewis B Hershey, Director, Selective Service System
Be Quick. Be Quit.  Give your cash or I’ll shoot.
-Stupid bank [...]

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Rule number one in the criminal hand book should be “Never Call The Cops”.  But stupid criminals never cease to amaze us.  They faithful invoke the three hots and a cot guarantee.  Such is the case for a 28-year-old SHEBOYGAN, Wis. man  who called cops to report a burglary.  Only he forgot to put away [...]

Police say a man in Portsmouth, N.H handed over his license and registration at a sobriety checkpoint during the weekend, then peeled out and sped away, almost hitting an officer.  The 32-year-old idiot was eventually pulled over and marijuana  was allegedly found in his vehicle.  He was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, [...]

Besides being a disposable toilet for the potty challenged or post fight therapy for boxer Vitali Klitschko, it seems that diapers can be used to smuggle spicy pork sausage links.  Now that is a real hot mess.  This is what U.S. customs officers may have thought when a women declared several soiled diapers at the [...]