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A 72-year-old man is at the center of some Big Mama Drama that involved Edith Mitchell, 78, and another 73-year-old woman who claimed to be dating the same man.  Mitchell alleges that the other woman, from this point we will call her Madea, approached the car that she was sitting in [...]

A Nebraska man is facing charges of animal cruelty and PETA is blowing up his phone after he tried to calm down his hyper-active cat.  How did he do it?  He stuffed his 6 month feline into the home made bong pictured above.  Acea Schomaker added some marijuana and proceeded to light and smoke that [...]

Here’s a hint: Someone just got done working on a little stimulous package of their own and left it where the groceries should be.

Happy New Year from everybody at HottestMess.com.  Don’t get caught in some mess in 2009 or our next post could be about you or your picture could be here.

Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got.
-Gen Lewis B Hershey, Director, Selective Service System
Be Quick. Be Quit.  Give your cash or I’ll shoot.
-Stupid bank [...]

Police in Hornbrook, Oregon says Tony Devere Parkinson, seen here in the photo, was arrested this week after he reportedly drove a full-size Dodge pickup onto the hood of his former wife’s car, with the woman and two teenagers inside.
He’s also accused of screaming at her and threatening to kill her, throwing a large rock [...]

Stay Out of the Mess This Holliday.  From all of us at HottestMess.com

You know those times when you are away from the comfort of your home and a sudden urge to drop a big one overwhelms you.  You first try to withstand the volcanic bubbling and intense abdominal pain hoping to postpone this major evacuation until you return to the comfort of your own throne.   Then you [...]

“What  the hell you doing in my house”, is what sources say a man said when he was awaken by police officers after a night of drinking.  Only it wasn’t his house.  Bob and Joanne Breiner along with their son returned home from a dinner only to find a strange man comfortably nestled in the [...]

Britney Spears’ apparent ex-boyfriend, photographer Adnan Ghalib, reportedly told British magazine Heat he has a sex tape of himself with the pop star.   He went on to say that he is shopping it to the highest bidder.  Non Serious bidders need not apply.  Sources say it features Brit naked for two hours wearing a [...]