A man held a woman captive in handcuffs and an adult diaper for three days while he read Bible passages to her, police said. The woman, Shykea Boykin, escaped while her said to be kidnapper slept and banged on neighbors’ doors until the cops came.
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A supposedly respectable news source is reporting that a goat was arrested on Friday when witnesses told police that one of two suspected car thieves transformed into a goat after being cornered by “vigilantes”. The other suspect is reported to have eluded capture but the vigilant group quickly apprehended the goat and brought him to [...]
Goodbye to an expensive Vegas elope and say hello to a cheap ass value wedding at Taco-Bell. Spicy wedding bells rang at the local Taco Bell for Paul and Caragh Brooks who met online and finaly decided to tie their stomach ,uhmm, i mean tie the knot after nine months of phone conversations. Paul moved [...]
By now the world has heard that the fast food giant Burger King has released Flame, their new line of body spray. The thought of a body spray created by Burger King invokes thoughts of a scene from Animal Planet and and an Axe commercial. The scene probally would be scripted with something different than [...]
This is literally a hot mess. Some guy in Georgia, probably with the IQ of an inbred, decides to do some fall cleaning with a blowtorch. Galen Winchell set fire to his west Georgia home Wednesday as he cleaned cobwebs from exterior eaves with a blowtorch. This idiot noticed the blaze when he saw smoke [...]
